February 2011
January 2011
can someone please let me know
why this class room is colder than the artic tundra thats outside?
i would rather be waiting for the bus i think. holy shit. im frozen.
i have never been as scared as i was just now
my roommates boyfriend just walked through the door. usualy when he is coming over my roommate tells me, but not tonight. i was in the middle of my living room folding laundry and he started to open the door then hesitated for a few seconds then pushed it all the way open. in those few seconds i was trying to figure out what i was going to do if it was a murder.. the only idea i had was to through...
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"I think the first part of my body that will go is...
pussshhh:
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hey, criminal minds!
Detroit is a little too close to home for this to be okay…
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there is something about when Dr. Reid talks to...
that really gets to me.
but this episode he just recorded a message for her in case he dies. im literally hyperventilating crying right now.
“I really don’t think Jersey Shore is ruining America. Nor do I think they’re the...”
– :’) (via maaaaatthew)
THIS EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS
OH. MY. GOD.
this guy has OCD and cant break from his routine. but he gets shot by this gangsta.. so he takes bread, WHITE BREAD, and rolls it into little balls.. THEN STICKS IT IN HIS GUN WOODS. you guys… i literally can’t even..
WHAT?!
Watchdrinkyourjuice:
morrrgan:
This is me as scary Beyonce
Immaculate. Human. Being.
I dont even know who this is, but i wish we were BFFZ
OH MY GOD. all of the agents just got into black...
Watchbrometheus:
fuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
This is fucking...
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I honestly think the worst kind of hell is when...
AND YOUR ROOMMATE IS JUST HAVING SUPER LOUD SEX…
FOR THE THIRD DAY IN A FUCKING ROW.
In the shower just now
I was shaving muh sexii legz, but I was going really fast because watching so much Criminal Minds is starting to get to me so I’m extra afraid of murderers in the shower. Anyway, I cut my skin right behind my knee.. Now I haven’t cut myself shaving in years, but HOE.LEE.SHIT. I would rather get stabbed in the eyeball I think..
For the rest of my shower it was just PAIN. Hot water,...
drink your juice.: Secondhand embarrassment →
drinkyourjuice:
is one of the most intense emotions in the human repertoire.
At least with personal embarrassment we all have the experience and social cues to hide how upset we are and repress the depths of our private mortification until we’re alone and talking to ourselves in a bathroom on a Tuesday.
…
When you go to pull your sleeve up but your hand...
shouldyoushouldi:
When youre dancing to music:
paintingcircles:
imcallingfromlonging:
and you think you’re all sexy and have badass moves like:
But in reality you’re like:
Story of my life, this is.
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theres nothing like setting my alarm at 7am so I...
internships. swear to god..
When I see ridiculous statuses on Facebook, and...
alesha:
iamagirlwithawickedmind:
omg all the time
I type and delete ALL THE TIME!
