December 2010
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Happy New Year's Eve!
Mom: Eat before you drink and have a fat or oil or nuts. No Tylenol!! Hydrate!! Eat pizza before you go out, eat eggs in the AM! WATER BETWEEN DRINKS!!!! Nuprin before bed!! I love you, Mom!
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okay i LOVE Tyler Oakley more than anyone i know
like i am IN love with him.. but so help me god if he reblogs something about himself ONE MORE TIME.
going crazy.
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this is my life
it is 3:23 am.
i left the house for about 4 minutes today.. just enough time for my car to stall out about 7 times on me.
cooooooooooooool fucking life.
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Beautiful
Dad: New vest came today. $169 retail for $9 on eBay! I’m beautiful in it!
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Christmas Eve Eve
ME: I’m the only one in my office. This sucks.
Mom: Wow. Party it up! get on facebook, gchat-text. call and yell out…a baby is born in bethlehem!!
You know how you go home at Christmas time and...
sade:
My dad now says “GOODBYE FOREVER, TURNER!” to my dog whenever he leaves the house, “to prepare him” in case he ever gets into a car accident and doesn’t make it home one day.
Struggling to understand the logic behind that one.
my dad is legit cray cray
best of When Parents Text
thepotionsmistress:
When Parents Text
But really who has to go to the doctor on...
Ugh Especially the gyno.
Let’s get this shit over with..
I really wish I had a computer..
❒Taken ❒Single ✔clone Zac Efron
talkingbird-:
yes.
double yes.
The moment you realize your mother is the worst...
froquontly:
Q: “Mom, what are the four houses in Harry Potter?” A: “Uh, Slytherin, Gryffindor…Huxtable and Owl.”
lolololololol
